I got you beat!!!
Ok...
A friend of mine (who shall remain nameless, as he is already brainless), got a sick and twisted idea in his head after seeing my car do its thing. He went and bought a Escort EXP of some poor old lady for like 200 bucks. Then, found a SC in a junkyard (still won't tell me where, punk sucker that he is!!!). Got the motor for about 300, and, uhm, borrowed all the electronics/pumps/wiring when the guy wasn't looking. I didn't find out about this until he comes to me, asking me what I wanted to do to my car, for all the power I could ever want. Now, he has a shell of an EXP, with 2 Recaro racing buckets, stainless interior, an SC 3.8L, with a Magnussen M90 super, front mounted double size intercooler w/fan & water sprayer (his own idea), custom ground cams, hemi pistons (I have NO IDEA where he got those from...I just can't find them for anything, and I know the internet MUCH better), alcohol injection, chip, 10% overdrive pulley, custom cold air intake, REAR WHEEL DRIVE (in an EXP??? you should see the mini drive shaft...it's almost cute), a dual exhaust setup (right where the cat's should be, there is a valve, controlled by a servo from inside the cab, one side of valve goes to mufflers (on 2.5 in pipes, duals), the other to twin 2 in. straight pipes), and a couple other tricks he won't fully let on to...I think one may come in a 15 lb bottle....
It's not fully assembled yet...but I think it's gonna be deadly for imports.
Anybody wanna make a guess at HP???
I'm frightened....
Oh, did I mention he's loaded w/ cash, and bored??? with a half baked mechanical talent???