Nettlesd
Registered User
Hello everyone,
You might remember me from the do-it-yourself butt-dyno thread. Well, I've been at it again.
I recently needed to change the oil in the car so I thought that should be easy enough for me. I mean, come on, how hard can it be to change the oil in a car. Without the help of the neighbor kid (he didn't want to come near me again because of the butt-dyno procedure) I decided to tackle this myself. After jacking the car up and putting the car on jack stands, I proceeded to try to get the oil plug out. No matter how much pressure or leverage I used, this thing was not budging. Not to be out done by a stubborn oil plug, I asked another SC fellow who told me "You can always make another oil hole". Not knowing what to use or how to do it. I decided to get out the ole trusty 357 magnum (yes, I do own one). I crawled underneath the car and picked out the best spot to make a new oil hole. I then pointed the 357 magnum at that spot and let it rip. It made such a load bang that I raised up slamming my head against the engine sub frame and knocked myself out. I woke up an hour or so later covered in oil with a splitting headache. The good thing is I got the oil out but I don't know where the bullet went. Can I just use a cork or something?
Well, I'm out of the hospital for now with only a few stitches to my forehead. I'm still trying to get all the oil out of my hair. Everyday, I go open up the oil cap and squeeze a few ounces of oil out of my hair and let it drain into the motor.
I did find out one thing though, guns and oil pans don't mix. Next time, I'm making sure I have a nice soft pillow covering my head.
You might remember me from the do-it-yourself butt-dyno thread. Well, I've been at it again.
I recently needed to change the oil in the car so I thought that should be easy enough for me. I mean, come on, how hard can it be to change the oil in a car. Without the help of the neighbor kid (he didn't want to come near me again because of the butt-dyno procedure) I decided to tackle this myself. After jacking the car up and putting the car on jack stands, I proceeded to try to get the oil plug out. No matter how much pressure or leverage I used, this thing was not budging. Not to be out done by a stubborn oil plug, I asked another SC fellow who told me "You can always make another oil hole". Not knowing what to use or how to do it. I decided to get out the ole trusty 357 magnum (yes, I do own one). I crawled underneath the car and picked out the best spot to make a new oil hole. I then pointed the 357 magnum at that spot and let it rip. It made such a load bang that I raised up slamming my head against the engine sub frame and knocked myself out. I woke up an hour or so later covered in oil with a splitting headache. The good thing is I got the oil out but I don't know where the bullet went. Can I just use a cork or something?
Well, I'm out of the hospital for now with only a few stitches to my forehead. I'm still trying to get all the oil out of my hair. Everyday, I go open up the oil cap and squeeze a few ounces of oil out of my hair and let it drain into the motor.
I did find out one thing though, guns and oil pans don't mix. Next time, I'm making sure I have a nice soft pillow covering my head.
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