Coppers...
Scene 1 opens:
(Vance looks up from driver's seat of his bad ass black SC at friendly officer standing next to the car with citation book at the ready)
"Do you KNOW how fast you were going, son?" the officer asks in his most authoritative tone.
"Well, you're the FASCIST PIG, why don't YOU TELL ME!", our hero retorts.
Scene 2:
(Vance peers longingly out the window of the crossbar motel, trying to see his beloved SC in the impound yard, wondering if the commie pinko agitator pigs have treated her well, or used and abused her like one would so much JAP SH!T...)
Scene 3:
Vance at payphone calling Kurt from SCCoSW's legal aid dept. (zoom in on fingers using 1 800 CALL ATT - down the middle)
"Man, I said I was SORRY about those wife jokes! This is serious sh!t Kurt! They won't let me see my car man, you gotta GET ME OUTTA HERE!!!!!!!!!!"
Epilogue:
Will Vance ever see his car again? Will Kurt bust his SC bro out of the joint? Will the video game 'Galaga' finally make it's long awaited comeback?
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