View Full Version : Don't call him Big Dawg
05-02-2002, 01:05 AM
I corresponded with John Shelton last night and I was informed that he does not want to be referred to as The Big Dawg.
Previously, he had instructed Al not to call him "Mr.".
I began contemplating what would be a proper title or nickname for John. Here are some of names I thought about;
Big Bad John...no,
Project Enduring Freedom....no,
The Big Kahuna....no,
The Golden Boy....no,
Snow White and some of us could be Dopey, Doc, Bashful, Grumpy, Sleepy, Sneezy, and Happy.....no,
The Big Honcho...no,
The Big Show (WWF)...no,
I guess I'll call exactly like his signature...John shelton!
05-02-2002, 01:08 AM
how about FRIEND.
05-02-2002, 01:13 AM
Did you say fiend?
05-02-2002, 01:01 PM
i got dibs on sleepy, he's my favorite
ok then, we shall call him "Our friend John Shelton" or "John" for short :) eventually we need to make nicknames for all of us tho :lol:
we got merc as poindexter
manny as invert this, shine it up real good and stuff it up ur panzy ~~~!
me as the cowboy
my lady as Lolo
haha what else u got?
05-02-2002, 01:10 PM
I'm busting a gut...lol...lol...lol.
How about Stone Cold for Mike? My kids say he looks like Stone Cold Steve Austin.
The Beer Barron stays the same. That's cool.
For me....BOMB. That way people would ask, "Who is that?" Then you would say, " He's The Bomb".
OK, that was lame.
TBK stays the same.
Mandis stays the same.
No never mind that is too much like a clique.
You know, if you kon't have a nickname your not part of the in-crowd. That's dead. We're all one happy family.
05-02-2002, 01:16 PM
well, in this family, everyone needs a name
i was lol at the bomb thing, just cuz it was so lame! come to think about it, mike did look like stone cold, beer baron is a cool one, tbk stays the same unless he wants to be the quest guy! did anyone even catch his real name??? how bout we call ron "smoke-show" for dem wicked burnouts he did in his armstrong :lol:
05-02-2002, 01:25 PM
I usually just call him "Daddy" Then he slaps me around a bit and I just call him "Sir" :)
05-02-2002, 01:28 PM
Let me get this straight....
Does he ever say "Jason, who's your Daddy?
And you respond by saying what?
Well, this is certainly a different side of the Kung Fo master that I had not expected.
Just Kidding bro.
05-02-2002, 01:31 PM
I like to keep my personal information a mystery. I've been on the net since 1993 and only a few know my real name. And you are CERTAINLY one who should know. I introduced myself as "that TBK dude...."then everyone was like, well, what's your real name?! So I told ya'll (Ohhhh, nice Texas ackscent coming out there).
Guess the wax was clog'n yer ears, eh!? hehehe
You scare me....you really do. Next thing I know you and Manny are gonna be butt buddies. http://www.theunholytrinity.org/cracks_smileys/contrib/edoom/biggrinbounce2.gifhttp://www.theunholytrinity.org/cracks_smileys/contrib/edoom/biggrinbounce2.gifhttp://www.theunholytrinity.org/cracks_smileys/contrib/edoom/biggrinbounce2.gifhttp://www.theunholytrinity.org/cracks_smileys/contrib/edoom/biggrinbounce2.gifhttp://www.theunholytrinity.org/cracks_smileys/contrib/edoom/biggrinbounce2.gifhttp://www.theunholytrinity.org/cracks_smileys/contrib/edoom/biggrinbounce2.gifhttp://www.theunholytrinity.org/cracks_smileys/contrib/edoom/biggrinbounce2.gif
05-02-2002, 01:33 PM
TBK....that was cold....that was good.
05-02-2002, 01:59 PM
you did? how nucking futts i dont remember hearing it, must have been when u went to go check out the water cooled setup and i was doing something else. oh well, maybe u can email to me so i know :lol: or just wait i guess. are you coming to the cruise?
and it wasn't the wax clogging my ears foo' it was johns loud ~~~ blower whine that had defeaned me temporarily :)
butt buddies, i can just hear it now:
manny: whose ur daddy bietch
jason: you ar emy inverted king
manny: oh yeah well invert these!
jason (in amuffled voice): oooooh daddy
i'll edit it off if u guys want!
05-02-2002, 03:09 PM
hahaha, I can't wait to meat you guys..... uh.....errrr..... meet, I meant to say MEET you guys ;)
05-02-2002, 05:02 PM
Al...I don't think it is entirely Manny that seems to digress into the vulgar aspects of life.
Clean it up we may have Lolo on-line and it may be somewhat embarrassing.
Jason...don't mind these guys, they are a crazy bunch of wild stallions. I( think you would fit right in.
Jason is now...."Who's your Daddy".
05-02-2002, 05:08 PM
haha ron just called us horses, ok ron i'll keep it neat and pg 13. so r u and john going to be at iriwndale any time soon?
05-02-2002, 07:45 PM
It looks like the day after the Cruise.
I hope I'm pout of the cast or I will NOT be there. That's was a killer last time.
05-03-2002, 12:06 PM
cool , if i go, it will be to tkae some pictures of his car, and ask him what a couple of things on there are for...if ur game im there
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