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03-13-2004, 05:42 PM
After living in the remote wilderness of Kentucky all his life, an old
hillbilly decided it was time to visit the big city. In one of the stores,
he picks up a mirror and looks in it. Not knowing what it was, he remarked,
"How about that! Here's a picture of my daddy."

He bought the 'picture,' but on the way home he remembered his wife, Lizzy,
didn't like his father. So he hung it in the barn, and every morning before
leaving for the fields, he would go there and look at it. Lizzy began to get
suspicious of these many trips to the barn.

One day after her husband left, she searched the barn and found the mirror.

As she looked into the glass, she fumed, "So that's the ugly bitch he's
runnin' around with

MIKE 38sc
03-13-2004, 05:59 PM
You aint right man!:p

03-13-2004, 10:48 PM
I was born in southern Kentucky.....

ask me where.....



MIKE 38sc
03-13-2004, 11:02 PM
You aint right again man!:p I geuss the next thing your gonna tell us is we dont wear shoes or our wifes dont have teeth....oh I know....our wifes and our sisters are one and the same.:p :p

03-14-2004, 03:37 PM
Kentucky, land of beautiful horses and fast women. ;) I have a couple of friends from there. I got to get up there and visit one of these days.

03-15-2004, 09:13 PM
Bah, i am redneck hillbilly from the backwoods of eastern Ky.......and damn proud of it thank you :D