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Evil Inside
03-23-2004, 02:55 AM
I'm sure most of you were around when having a muscle car and having long hair was cool, but now that we live in this ****ed up world, here's my take on things:

Me: was she impressed with the Stang?

Ben: never seen it

Me: oh
Me: see
Me: I want a girl who's enamored with my car

Ben: lol
Ben: ok go find nicole
Ben: thats the only girl Ive ever known thats liked tbirds

Me: that's because girls are ignorant

Ben: lol

Me: especially girls our age
Me: if a guy has a riced up civic, they like that
Me: but if he has a rare sports coupe, it's just old

Ben: lol

Me: Just once I'd like to see some girl say:
Me: " Oh wow. That car looks really nice. I love long haired, tattoo'd bad *** guys with fast cars. Do you like Motley Crue, because I do."

Ben: lol

Me: Then, she can sit down and talk about how much society blows and how the world is crap now and everyone sucks
Me: and if I'm really lucky, she'll be really good looking

Ben: lol

Me: then she'll invite me back to her place to watch Gone in 60 seconds and comment on how she'd like to be naked with Angelina Jolie

Ben: lol

Me: and we'd sit and watch the movie while we suck down Miller Lites

Ben: lol

Me: now that girl is a robot
Me: now that girl is a robot
Me: do we know anyone like that?

Ben: no

Me: figures


This sorta goes along with what I was trying to get at with the Hooter's girls at Waterford with R.J.

By the way R.J., althought it's a long story, I ended up shacking up with a hooter's girl for a weekend. I guess that's just life playing games with me.

kamakazie_1
03-23-2004, 10:00 AM
You mean from the waterford show?? You've got to be kidding me!!! For those of us that are my age... Way to go TJ!!!


RJ

Evil Inside
03-23-2004, 03:14 PM
I'll insert my foot in my mouth.