No Oil! No Idle! No CEL!

My car has had this bad idle and would die at lights. I did almost everything the search has come up with except the cam sensor. Well, I figured why not check the oil while under the hood. I cahnged it 2 weeks ago, but Oh! Well

Guess what? No Oil!. I put 3 quarts in and the bad idle went away. Where did the oil go. The last time I changed it the oil was low in a short period. I know it burns a little because you can see it when I excelerate hard. But 3 quarts? Thats crazy.

check for leaks...Or pull aplug and see if yer burning it..But that much Im sure youd see out yer tailpipe

Checked

I just got done checking it out. There isn't one drop of oil anywhere. I did the HG's 4K miles ago and there isnt oil anywhere. Its as clean as the day i did it. The only thing that was odd whas the threads of 2 plugs on the drivers side were all gummed up with oil. There wasnt any leaking out of the valve covers. And the plugs burned clean, I have the Irridium 555's. Its weird. I have to jack it up and check at the dipstick still.