...By a giant marshmallow. It happened today near Publix here in Ormond. Came out of nowhere, I just suddenly felt everything get real quiet, and then..THUD! I fell to the ground...was being completely smothered, nothing but white around me...on top of me...suffocating me, I struggled to breathe. The weight was gi-normous. I started poking it out of shere desperation to breath, to no avail...I then started biting it, taking huge mouthfuls of the sweet puffy flesh, and it started to scream. I continued biting, swallowing until it ran off. It was a lumpy, cottony white mass of sugar and extracts. Very big sucker, he/it.
Close , close call.
I gained 13 lbs today from the experience, but it saved my life.
Channel 6 news came out after the fact, but did not believe my story. I knew you folks would.
Thanks for listening, I'll be ok.
Dan
Close , close call.
I gained 13 lbs today from the experience, but it saved my life.
Channel 6 news came out after the fact, but did not believe my story. I knew you folks would.
Thanks for listening, I'll be ok.
Dan
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