JoeBob is a decent guy, and he likes to have friends over to party.
At said party, he hears one of his old friends Dick call his other friend Peter a moron, obviously in jest.
JoeBob has told his friend "no name calling" before, and doesn't want his other friend's feelings to get hurt.
Though Dick and Peter were just messing around, JoeBob runs in like a caped super hero and scolds Dick for his "Harsh Words".
Meanwhile, JoeBob's wife, Virginia is overhearing the commotion and how JoeBob is infuriated by such a trivial incident.
Virginia, in order to stop the instanity of JoeBob, then throws everyone out of the party and locks the door.
The party guests are left disappointed, and upset, under the impression that JoeBob and Virginia have lost their minds.
The happy couple's only rationality for the dissapointment is "Well you should have followed the rules!"