Don't I wish I could. But no, that isn't the problem. Even though the car is cursed with god like power and abilities, I am afraid the driver no longer is. The car has the street manners of something right out of the factory so it doesn't have to be towed, but as much as I would like to tow the car anyway, I don't have the means of putting something together that isn't cost prohibitive. Of course then I still have that little problem of being able to make the drive.
Anyway, I have registered at the hotel because it can't hurt, and negotiations with the head of the company continue. After all, one never knows.