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Michael Hoddy
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Sport-utes, minivans, and soccer moms with phones
I'd have to go with these:
Sport-utes: Around here, usually driven by women with 2.5 kids who like to feel "in control" in their 2.5 ton SUV. Or they're people who have no life, and buy the sport-ute so as to appear that they live an outdoorsy active lifestyle, but who have never taken it off road. I also love those people who think they can cross 4' deep water or drive 90 mph in the snow because they have a sport-ute. I love when they wipe.
Minivans: Have you ever noticed that all the people who drive minivans drive like they're friggin mental? Especially when passing, or on the interstate.
Cell phoners: Often, they fit into one of the above categories as well, but they're usually people who can't drive all that well with 2 hands on the wheel, let alone one. I've actually seen soccer moms in their sport-utes driving (sort of), talking on the phone, and half turned around trying to deal with their 2.5 kids in the back seat. Then there are those who get so engrossed in their conversation that they begin talking with their hands (and swerving off the road).
Bonus: High school kids in FWD Cavaliers, Berettas, Escort GT's, and daddy's '95 Monte Carlo who think they're da bomb: Usually, you just kill 'em with the SC. I actually heard some kid bragging about his twin-turbo Chevy Corsica once. I also killed an Escort in my '90 SC once. At the next light they offered me a drag off of their joint. How thoughtful...
I'd have to go with these:
Sport-utes: Around here, usually driven by women with 2.5 kids who like to feel "in control" in their 2.5 ton SUV. Or they're people who have no life, and buy the sport-ute so as to appear that they live an outdoorsy active lifestyle, but who have never taken it off road. I also love those people who think they can cross 4' deep water or drive 90 mph in the snow because they have a sport-ute. I love when they wipe.
Minivans: Have you ever noticed that all the people who drive minivans drive like they're friggin mental? Especially when passing, or on the interstate.
Cell phoners: Often, they fit into one of the above categories as well, but they're usually people who can't drive all that well with 2 hands on the wheel, let alone one. I've actually seen soccer moms in their sport-utes driving (sort of), talking on the phone, and half turned around trying to deal with their 2.5 kids in the back seat. Then there are those who get so engrossed in their conversation that they begin talking with their hands (and swerving off the road).
Bonus: High school kids in FWD Cavaliers, Berettas, Escort GT's, and daddy's '95 Monte Carlo who think they're da bomb: Usually, you just kill 'em with the SC. I actually heard some kid bragging about his twin-turbo Chevy Corsica once. I also killed an Escort in my '90 SC once. At the next light they offered me a drag off of their joint. How thoughtful...