Well, what happened was pretty simple. I took Al for a spin....when we did that, the security guard (the one with the bright neon yellow and orange top...well call him Neon) told us to hit it HARD! He said "GET ON THAT BAD BOY!" Well, I let all take her for a spin, we get back...and he says "Naw, not like that, do it HARD! GET ON IT!" Well, Al quicly exits the car when I tell him I'm gonna do some burnouts...(I dunno why!) and then I decide to put on a show for everyone.
I hit a few seriously sweet donuts and the security guard is all excited, yelling all happy, really getting a kick out of it. I slow down from a nice G pulling spin and pull up beside him....he says "Awww dude, that's f***ing awesome!!!"
Just about this time some nerf herder in a POS Firebird pulls up and says, while look at me through his window "JUST WHAT THE F*** DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING!!!" (will call him STUPID BUTT, MORONIC, JACKASS, PIECE OF CRAP, DUNG FOR BRAINS, JEALOUS AS ALL GET OUT, WHITE BOY!....errr whiteboy for short)
I look at him and I said "Dude, just calm down" *With this big butt grin on my face*
Anyway, Whiteboy starts talk'n to the Neon about what just happened....I hear Neon say "I asked him what he was doing...and he said he would stop...having problems with his car"
Whiteboy says "Well, get his license plate, drivers license number, and we are calling...blah blah blah...."
Whiteboy then turns to me and says "JUST WHAT THE F*** DO YOU THINK YOU WERE DOING?!" the second time....at this point I just put her into first and drive off to get back with the group.
Well, no sooner than I get back with the group I go up to meet Ron and say howdy and laugh about the donuts and serious fun I just had (talk to Al about how he liked it, etc) and the next thing I know I was getting tapped on the shoulder by someone saying "uh-oh, look who's coming" It's Mr. Neon and whiteboy several feet behind him.
Neon pulls me aside and says "Look, they are get'n all pissy about this...."
I said "Is he your boss or something" Neon says "Yeah, and he's pissed....however, when they ask you, just tell them your pedal got stuck or something....they might try to call the cops or give you a ticket, but it's bullsh!t, they can't do that...so just ignore them. So far you replied nicely...you didn't get all pissy back at him when he get pissy at you....you just smiled and told him to calm down."
I looked at Neon and said "Do I need to go talk to this dork?" Neon just nodded yes. I start walking up to Whiteboy and he turns around and quickly leaves....(I think he was scared or something after seeing my 'gang'). Anyway, as I try to get closer to him this other dude comes driving up in his lame butt golf cart type thing (Will call him dirtyteeth...and let me tell you, this boy had some DIRTY butt teeth! I swear, it looked like he ate dirt for breakfast, lunch, AND dinner and never brushed his teeth)....anyway....
DirtyTeeth looks at me (I'm holding my son at this time) and says "Just what went on here"....Whiteboy says "He was doing a display of acceleration" (I'm surpised this dung for brain could even say a big word like that)
DirtyTeeth looks at me and says "Is that so, just what do you think you were doing?" I told him "Look, I just did an AOD to 5-speed swap, along with this there is certain cables that go from the tranny to the throttle body. The problem is when you have the AOD cables remove you don't have propper return pressure on the throttle body, effectively...."
DirtyTeeth "Boy, WHY DID YOU DO THAT!" I was like "LOOK DUDE, I WAS JUST TRYING TO TELL YOU THAT! LISTEN AND I'LL TELL YOU!....ANYWAY, the throttle gets screwed up and it gets stuck wide open. I was turning the car to avoid hitting anything..." about this time I turn to the security guard and say "You heard the engine rev when I pushed in the clutch and tried to stop...I was afraid of blowing my engine"
Neon just nods.
Dirtyteeth looks at me, sees I'm holding RJ and says "YOU DIDN'T DO THAT WITH HIM IN THE CAR, DID YOU!" I said "no, of course not...luckily he was over there..."
Dirtyteeth says "Boy, it's a good thing, 'cause if you had I'd a....."
Anyway, Dirtyteeth says "I'm gonna have to take a report, your coming with me." About this time Merc walks up with this "WTF" type look on his face ready to kick some serious butt and Dirtyteeth looks at him and starts to get a little nervous...'cause now are numbers are starting to get more even....
He looks at me and says "How long are you gonna be here" I said "About another 20 minutes or so" he said "No, your leaving RIGHT NOW" Then he points at Merc and says "And you, you can stay another 20 minutes, but over there" Merc kinda looks at him...looks at me...and stands there for a second...then turns around and slowly strolls away...
The Dirtyteeth says "We need you to come with us to file a report...." I just turn around at this point and walk away....Neon follows and dirtyteeth tells him to get my drivers license # and contact information.
Neon says "dude, you heard him" and I said "Dude, I ain't giving you crap...and you know why. You can tell them I refuse, or whatever you need too...but to hell if I'm giving you all sh!t."
I see Whiteboy going to my car and he is taking down my TEXAS license plate...I put my kiddo in the car, hollar to the misses to get in. I tell Mike really fast that I'll meet everyone outside. Someone tells me to wait and throws me a shirt, one for my kiddo, wife, and myself. I then do a quick about face and stroll outta there.
The funny part, I heard DirtyTeeth telling the security people to NOT let me out of there....the guy at the gate didn't give a crap and just let me out after paying $8.00.
As I strolled by the rolls I noticed that my tranny sound was going again....I shifted into second with a minor grind.
Well, as I got a bit further down the road I start to get a squeek again and second is non-stop grinding. Well, after that I pull off, go to a gas station, and call Mike to let him know I'm just head'n south. By the time I made it home the car was squealing something awful and I'm gonna have to do a 100% rebuild on the tranny.
What i thought was a driveshaft U-Joint turns out to be a rear main bearing on the tranny. :-(