Your Momma's So.........

Status
Not open for further replies.

Darkside

Registered User
Your momma's so stupid that she jumped out a window and fell up!
Your momma's so fat that her blood type is Ragu.
Your momma's arms are so short that she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear.

Anybody else have any good ones? Tell me about my Momma!
 
One More Thing!

YOUR MAMA IS SO STUPID THAT SHE IS MISSING THE "I" IN HER "IQ" WHICH ONLY LEAVES HER A "Q" FOR "QUESTIONS. :p
 
Your momma's so ugly that when you were a baby she had to get you drunk just so you would breastfeed.
 
Darkside said:
Your momma's so stupid that she jumped out a window and fell up!
Your momma's so fat that her blood type is Ragu.
Your momma's arms are so short that she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear.

Anybody else have any good ones? Tell me about my Momma!
now why'd ya have to go there? :D
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
Back
Top