top 10 signs your car should be recalled.

10.Leaks brake fluid, tranny fluid and blood
9.It can only make left turns
8.Ambulances follow you around
7.It was rated a "best buy" by faulty wiring magazine
6.It has the same battery as your watch
5.Heater controlls are marked "low" high" and "SARS"
4.Page 74 of the manual advises:"car is only for display purposes" book value $35.98
2.Seats belts are made of delicious taffy
1.Dealer promised engine would last as your marriage to BRITNEY SPAERS.

other close ones,
its a dodge.
its a 4.6 T-bird.