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SilverCasket

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It is with the saddest heart that I must pass on the following news:


Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment
community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection
and complications from repeated pokes in the belly He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin Dozens of celebrities
turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry
Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, theHostess Twinkies, and
Captain Crunch.

The gravesite was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the
eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew
how much he was kneaded.

Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled
with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting
much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little
flaky at times he still, was a crusty old man and was considered a
roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, two children, John
Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also
survived by his elderly dad, Pop Tart....The funeral was held at 3:50
for about 20 minutes.
 
That is one of the cleverest uses of homophones I've ever seen. Very entertaining. How do they think this stuff up? John
 
I just read a news update :::

"Pillsbury's daddy was a baker,
His buns he liked to show.
His momma was a cosmo girl,
she sucked up daddy's dough."

Anthony
 
How about this one......

If Miss Issippi gave her New Jersey to Miss Ouri.....

What would Dela ware?

Idaho, Alaska......(Translation: I don't know, I'll ask her.") :rolleyes:
 
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