Should the Garage be changed to Groge?

I vote Yes! Humor is always good

But what do I know -I just took a hydrodipped potato out of the oven and it was so hot I needed a fire extinguisher and somehow ruined my Captain Kangaroo themed pajamas while watching a WW2 documentary about Hitler having a 1 quort hobo-piss beer break with an old sock. Wife was so mad she called me a giant douche and then beat me with a roll of tin foil so I pooped in the sink at Waffle House and threw away her EZ bake oven recipes. Now I'm sleeping in the Groge with Charlie the anal bleached cat and my CPAP wishing William Shatner would show up and refill it with a Mich-Ultra and take a 480 pictures of his rear with my phone. My Groge is almost as hot as Simon's living room but has a great view of Lake Mercon and a poster of the Statue of Liberty and has not yet melted my air mattress. Also, no foul language or 1am Bill Evanoff drunk dials from my Groge. One night there was a knock, knock, knock, knock at the door -turns out it was Dave Gallo. One thing I do miss while living in the Groge is not being able to run my ears through the dishwasher. Next week I'll be watching Civil War stuff in the Groge. I like Abe Lincoln. The new Groge Christmas tree is very small so I had to decorate it with tiny little elf shoes.


You can't make this stuff up -I've tried.
 
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Kurt Sunday said:
I vote Yes! Humor is always good

But what do I know -I just took a hydrodipped potato out of the oven and it was so hot I needed a fire extinguisher and somehow ruined my Captain Kangaroo themed pajamas while watching a WW2 documentary about Hitler having a 1 quort hobo-piss beer break with an old sock. Wife was so mad she called me a giant douche and then beat me with a roll of tin foil so I pooped in the sink at Waffle House and threw away her EZ bake oven recipes. Now I'm sleeping in the Groge with Charlie the anal bleached cat and my CPAP wishing William Shatner would show up and refill it with a Mich-Ultra and take a 480 pictures of his rear with my phone. My Groge is almost as hot as Simon's living room but has a great view of Lake Mercon and a poster of the Statue of Liberty. Also, no foul language or 1am Bill Evanoff drunk dials from my Groge. One night there was a knock, knock, knock, knock at the door -turns out it was Dave Gallo. Next week I'll be wathing Civil War stuff in the Groge. I like Abe Lincoln.


You can't make this stuff up.
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I get everything you said and understand 100%!! BTW....Nice groge!
 
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